lostincomaa:

extremesportscalendarmodel:

In Norway we don’t say “I love you”. we say “jævla skapdører åpner seg alltid av seg selv midt på natten og skremmer meg når jeg våkner” which translates to “without you I’m nothing”. I just think that’s so beautiful.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

toni-tan:

sp0radic:

galehawthorne:

how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room

#have you seen Tangled

Yes the entire premise of the film is that she leaves her room and finds a boyfriend

Actually, from what I saw… she just waited until one crawled in and nailed him with a frying pan…

I like that Plan.

egberts:

i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”